Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I party with great urgency now.
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