some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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