New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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