i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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