Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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