I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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