I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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