And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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