...so i touched it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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