i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
false alarm, still single
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