Whod you bang
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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