I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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