I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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