i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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