Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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