after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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