Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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