I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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