These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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