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(586): View more from Michigan

your parents love me but you hate me

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(805): View more from California

i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...

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(916): View more from California

you want your laptop back?

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are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?

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both.

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come over.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?

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(425): View more from Washington

WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!

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(212): View more from New York

LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.

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(404): View more from Georgia

In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.

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