i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You can't just leave with hair like that
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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