I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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