Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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