Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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