i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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