so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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