I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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