one two three fourrrrnication!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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