Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I party with great urgency now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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