He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
