Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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