you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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