it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
