Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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