Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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