There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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