she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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