She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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