But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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