it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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