he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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