So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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