Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
