Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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