Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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