i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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