Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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