Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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