i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
