Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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