I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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