summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
